10 Reasons why it's definitely not worth visiting Cornwall in May & June

1. Having beaches practically to yourself is terrible...

2. Really awful. I mean who wants all that space to run around in?!

3. All those bright flowers blooming, could really hurt your eyes...

4. Absolutely nothing interesting happens in May or June...

5. Having to decide whether its Jam or Cream first on your scone is just too taxing... (Jam first always in Cornwall)

6. Especially when you have to look at views like this while eating it...

7. There is much less traffic on the roads...

8. The locals are very friendly and may take up some of your time to say hello...

9. There is so much to do, you will have trouble deciding where to go or what to do next, dreadful...

10. It's probably better just to stay at home...